Lussuria San-chome: Varia

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Lussuria San-chome

I did it~ ♪ I finally got my own corner~!! Here, according to your postcards, my cheerful wild idea will directly introduce the Varia members' profiles!! This time I looked at the bottom postcard and my chest totally tightened ♥ If the Varia were a family, it would be interesting, don't you think, it said ♥ The members of the Varia seem to have the motivation! Well then, let's begin!

Twelfth Interview?: Varia

Lussuria: So it's like this! Lussuria San-chome has begun! If it's popular it'll turn into a series! Please treat us favorably~ ♥ Today we're thinking of the Varia as a family ♪ I am of course the sun of the Varia family! The missus~ ♪ If that's the case, then Boss is the violent husband, of course ♥

Mammon: Hey, Lussuria's saying weird stuff all by himself again?

Squalo: Leave him alone! You'll get infected by his stupidity.

Lussuria: Maa! Big brother! We have two middle school-aged sons. Big brother Squalo is our delinquent son and the family's head, but really he has mother love ♥ Our second son Levi is going through puberty and won't let me in his room, but he's always grinning and smiling alone, a splendid child ♥

Squalo: Voooi! Don't spit out stupid things!!

Bel: Then what are Mammon and I?

Lussuria: Bel is our pet, how about a giant flying squirrel? Mammon is our zashiki-warashi and Mosca is an ittan-momen ♪ Don't you think that's a heartful family configuration? ♥

Bel: As if, idiot!

Levi: From the middle, a ghost... pfft.

Lussuria: Well then, I've prepared clothing that will make us seem family-like, so please put them on!

Bel: Hey, what should we do about him?

Squalo: Kill him until he can't even grunt!

Lussuria: My, big brother, as usual your Japanese is strange ♪

Squalo: !!

Lussuria: Oka~y ♪ Then let's say our birthdays in order~! Shall we start from father first?

Xanxus: ...........

Lussuria: Hmm? Dear, are you angry again? For now, just put on this wig...

bam!!!

Lussuria: Ogobaaa!!

Levi: Pfft, the natural punishment.

Bel: Shishishi, 'ogobaaa!' was in a super deep voice!

Lussuria: Ohohoho, excuse me, I got a bit too strong ♥ Then let's start from our sons... first is big brother, ah, put this on, okay ♪

Squalo: Don't touch me!!

thunk!!

Lussuria: Ugebooo!!

Bel: Shishi, it was deep again!

Lussuria: Ohoho... it went to my solar plexus... i... it's okay! I'll say our birthdays! Husband is 10/10, big brother is 3/13, younger brother is 11/14, our pet is 12/22, our little spirit is 7/2, I am 4/4, our big spirit is unknown... and, I'm sorry, but please withdraw my request to make this a series, my body can't take it!!